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		<title>The Ridiculam: Young sorcerers’ dreams crushed as wizarding colleges send out rejection owls</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2013/04/10/the-ridiculam-young-sorcerers-dreams-crushed-as-wizarding-colleges-send-out-rejection-owls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily McConville, Content Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many top wizarding universities sent out admissions decisions in the past couple of weeks, disappointing the millions of young sorcerers who received the dreaded “thin owl.”  While a small fraction of the wizards and witches graduating from school were admitted into top programs such as the Salem Graduates’ Institute, the Merlin Magical University, and Harvard, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ridiculam: Notes from the Filibuster — As 1 a.m. approaches, Rand Paul asks father if he&#8217;s happy now</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2013/03/08/the-ridiculam-notes-from-the-filibuster-as-1-a-m-approaches-rand-paul-asks-father-if-hes-happy-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily McConville, Content Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As his filibuster began to wear down early Thursday morning, a bleary-eyed Senator Rand Paul downed a fifth of vodka and asked his father whether he was “proud of me now.”]]></description>
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		<title>The Ridiculam: 10 headlines we&#8217;ll be seeing in the next couple of days</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/10/22/10-headlines-well-be-seeing-in-the-next-couple-of-days/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/10/22/10-headlines-well-be-seeing-in-the-next-couple-of-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 02:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily McConville, Content Director</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[BREAKING]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rebecca Woodburn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regina George]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.manualredeye.com/?p=15042</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Romney ahead with fortune-tellers, Obama ahead with bayonet users and Iranian centrifuges 2. Romney lays out tough plan on Iranian nucular facilities; nuclear scientists breathe sigh of relief 3. Candidates shake hands halfway through the debate, depart amicably 4. Romney and Obama switch places for a day as a joke 5. Obama finally admits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ridiculam: Manual keeps the barrel, half the student body contracts mono from roaming vuvuzela</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/10/19/manual-keeps-the-barrel-half-the-student-body-contracts-mono-from-roaming-vuvuzela/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/10/19/manual-keeps-the-barrel-half-the-student-body-contracts-mono-from-roaming-vuvuzela/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 03:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily McConville, Content Director</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Red/White Week]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOUSE]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Muhammad Lee]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.manualredeye.com/?p=14803</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The high spirits of winning the Male-Manual game for the third year in a row were dampened somewhat by the news that over half of the student body had contracted the same form of mononucleosis. Evidence pointed to a single vuvuzela, passed around the student section throughout the game. The plastic horn, known for its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Students wear pajamas in preparation for PSAT</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/10/17/students-wear-pajamas-in-preparation-for-psat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/10/17/students-wear-pajamas-in-preparation-for-psat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey Demarco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Staring in to the face of Wednesday’s PSAT/NMSQT examination, Juniors school-wide elected to wear pajamas to school. “I just decided that, hey, you know what, I might as well be comfortable when I’m taking this test to decide my future,” said Tony Delvecchio (11), who is widely credited with popularizing the idea. “I think it’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senioritis hits students hard</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/04/19/senioritis-hits-students-hard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/04/19/senioritis-hits-students-hard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anna Dryden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the end of the school year quickly approaches, many seniors are falling victim to the highly contagious Senioritis.&#160;&#8221;I sit down to do my homework and then I&#8217;m suddenly looking at prom dresses and texting about spring break. It&#8217;s so hard to focus, I just can&#8217;t get anything done.&#8221;&#160;says senior Sophia Brown of the symptoms.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs or Cats: The Definitive Guide</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/04/19/dogs-or-cats-the-definitive-guide/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/04/19/dogs-or-cats-the-definitive-guide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tian Chan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Josh Bynum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katie Baird]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.manualredeye.com/?p=11335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re either a &#8216;dog-person&#8217; or a &#8216;cat-person&#8217;, and anyone who says they&#8217;re not is a liar. Even though these two companions are overwhelmingly the most popular house pets, there are some clear differences. A dog is like that friend who is always loud and obnoxious, but very loyal and never leaves your side. Dogs gallop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bartha Tribute</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/04/04/bartha-tribute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bynum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A video tribute to the loss of a very important member of the Manual and CMA community.]]></description>
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		<title>The dangers of carrying a purse</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/03/29/the-dangers-of-carrying-a-purse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/03/29/the-dangers-of-carrying-a-purse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tian Chan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A purse, n. A woman&#8217;s bag for carrying keys, a wallet, and other personal items; a handbag. The purse I&#8217;m currently sporting is a large black signature Coach purse, with gold accents. This purse happens to be my favorite, one that every high school girl covets, and one that took two full paychecks to afford. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ridiculam: Republicans accidentally press self-destruct button</title>
		<link>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/03/21/republicans-accidentally-press-self-destruct-button/</link>
		<comments>http://www.manualredeye.com/2012/03/21/republicans-accidentally-press-self-destruct-button/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily McConville, Content Director</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Elaine Lee]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON—After months of speculation and confusion, a Republican Party spokeswoman informed the press yesterday that members of the party had accidentally pressed its self-destruct button, which explained the recent party fractures. What happened, according to spokeswoman Elaine Lee, was that the primary presidential candidates had been in a room together, so crowded that they jostled [...]]]></description>
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